Instance directory: beige.party

Candidate for mayor of Mastodon. Master of the mystic (f)arts. Diogenes of the Fedi. Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Follower of the Dharma. Amateur photographer. Will create mischief for food.

#fedi22 #MastoHelper #video #peertube #gaming #reviews #entertainment #baking #meditation #live #livestreaming #kindness #mentalhealth #cannabis #adhd #dogs #cats

https://ko-fi.com/mrfunkedude

memes, jokes, and possibly cute pictures of turtles
(they/them)

books: https://geekysteven.com/books

links: https://geekysteven.com/links

Lighter core but still a dickhead. Army vet x3, I like shooting, gun control, motorcycles, computers, python, aviation, repairing things, books, TTRPGs, bad puns. A good joke leaves a mark, a GREAT joke leaves a welt.

No AI, TERFing, homophobia, racism, or fascism. Kindness comes first, but kind isn't the same as nice.

Favorite games: Space Station 14, Battletech, Nuclear Option

Southwest US

Hi, I'm Ben.

I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.

I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.

He/Him

Want to give me a million pounds? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey

Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

♾️

Hi all, I am Tormod 🇳🇴🇸🇪 (he / him)

I am located east of Stockholm, Sweden, out by the coast.

My passions are in the areas of #music, #photography, #vectorArt #graphicdesign, #typography and, of course, family ❤️

Happy to talk to anyone, and I will assume you're awesome until proven otherwise.

bene gesserit inclusive radical fremenist,
he/him/ia,

peaked in 6th form, paper anchor anchor baby, 
buyer of tickets taker of rides, most opinions my own others flagrantly stolen

followreqs? please have at least a bio and some posts/intropost 👍

#noBridge #noBot

Translated The Book on #NorwegianFolktales.
Teacher.
British/ Norwegian.
Dwells in northern Norway.
A human being.

Uk based crone.
Charcot-Marie-Tooth Disease.
Linux user
Member of the Green Party.
Fascinated by evil 😈
🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈ally
🚨no avatar, no bio, no follow 🚨

Professional Chill-Leader.
mugician. dad. bit wrangler. Likes to ride mountain bikes. I've played several wrong notes on the radio. Lately been into 60s and 70s Italian cinema soundtracks. I collect socks.

Fuck anyone who hates my friends for who they are and how they exist on this rock. I don’t discriminate.

Usually follows-back, unless you’re some sort of freakish square or something

Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes.
Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much.

Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet.

Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.

Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.

Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life

Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy.

Married to @JenTheRed

Aspiring auntie with dadjoke uncle energy. Genderfluid queerdo. Former career nomad settling into building better tech companies. Community educator and organizer. Prone to verbose macroblogging.

Purpose: get Fedi to nap more.

Posts about: #cdnpoli, #onpoli, #topoli. Toronto life. Sometimes I'll go on about product or capitalism or antitrust. https://ODLAN.ca is trying to make things better for 2SLGBTQIA+ communities.

I commit blasphemy with spreadsheets.

This is a place of great honor and highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here

Hi, I’m Bridget a 40-something woman in western New York(state, not city) :bisexual:

Same person, different server!

Seriously, I'm just this guy. I speak computer. I speak a little bit political philosophy.

I'm usually too tired to come up with something original, but I'll riff off your post because I usually can add funny.

Still only 13.2 inches tall when I'm yelling at LRRR.

I also say "fuck" a lot.

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#nobot

Winner of the Fediverse, 2025. 🏆

I do things with computers. Unspeakable things.

I also write Overmorrow, a newsletter about technology and my problematic relationship with it.